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How do people actually want to F with Dazai? (nsfw)
He’d give you 54 different STDs. He’d make you sleep on the floor and tell you to fuck off in the morning. His dick is probably 3 inches. He’d cry during the act. He'll ask for bondage. He’d call you Chuuya on accident. He’d ask you to choke him to death or something and psychologically scar you.
Now Fyodor, Chuuya, Yosano, Kunikida, Nikolai, Higuchi? I get it. Fyodor probably can’t get it up since he’s anemic but he’s hot so it balances out. I can understand Atsushi if you’re a furry in denial, or Akutagawa or Naomi.
But Dazai..? Explain. The amount of fanfiction about this man is insane.***
-credit to soleil for opening my eyes about dickzai️️
Ps. I'll still fuck him