AAAAAAAAAA

*dances around in a maid costume to distract you from the fact Chapter Six is out* *trips and falls so you see that chapter six is out* *i fall into the book so you have to read it in order to save me, your catboy*

*drinks your piss to bribe you into reading about my oc*

*cutely becomes sonic the hedgehog and runs over you family with a Uhaul truck*

*reads limbless hajime* *reads the lusty argonian maiden* OwO

*my swimsuit falls off and you notice my massive cock* UwU sowwy siw, i was swimming and it fwell off owo. Pwease fowgive me *bats my eyes like im having a seizure* *sharts like im nessa barret*

*you notice me dancing in a maid dress with cat ears on* ///O-O\\\ pwease dont tell mommy i sweaw its a phase

Comeon✨shakeyour‼️baby‍♂️dothat⚡️congaknowyou✨cant✋control‼️yourself✨anylonger⚡️✨‍♂️✨

UwU, whats this? *notices youw bulgwy wulgwy* OWO mastew youw so hawt X3 *pees into a cup and dwinks it*