DrowningInTheFeels

Wattpad will never cease to baffle me. just saw a full ass novel of Edward Cullen x Cedric Diggory pop up on my recommended... what even is life anymore boys

DrowningInTheFeels

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update:IM FUCKING WHEEZING THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY, SO THEY BOTH FINALLY OPEN UP AND HES CRYING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF SOMEONE SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY DO? THEY START F U C K I N G. THEY LITERALLY F U C K WHILE SOBBING
          
           "The two were taking each other's clothes off, grasping at each other, sobbing." -ACTUAL FUCKING QUOTE FROM BOOK
          
          IM DEAAAD. THIS SHIT ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BUT MY LUNGS HURT FROM LAUGHING. THIS SHIT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAD BUT THE AUTHOR IS SO FUCKING HORNY THAT THEY HAD TO ADD IT.

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okay so I just started reading a mafia au for the first time, and I knew I was gonna like gunplay already, but like I've never seen anything with it so I didn't know for sure BUT HOLY FUCK NOW I WANNA JUST BE HELD AT GUNPOINT WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS SO FUCKING HOT WHY-