The moon
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I didn't go outside yesterday to see the moon
Probably because it's cold af
Like seriously it's 20 degrees Fahrenheit outside
Also because I have better things to do
Like sleep
It probably looked like a circle
Or it could've looked like a "D"
Maybe it could even be a toenail
You could also swap out toenail for fingernail, it's whatever's cool with you
I wonder if the moon was orange that night
Yes I've seen orange moons you can't fool me
But since it's January it was probably it's usual color
Why can the moon be orange sometimes?
I'm too lazy to go on Wikipedia so I'm just assuming that it has something to do with the seasons
I don't know how to end stories well
Uh
They all banged
The end