Hi there!  I'm DuckMuffin42.  I would give out my real name, but that would be a "security violation." So we're stuck with DuckMuffin42. 

Okay, before I say ANYTHING else, I would like to give a shout-out to one of the most awesome people on the planet: McFlyer!!!!!!!  She combed through all 42 pages of "A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves" and found the hidden message!!!!!  (There's still a hidden message in there, but I changed it, so now you can't steal the code word that used to be in there, which McFlyer posted on the comments thing. :D) So, if you don't be SUPER nice to McFlyer and vote for everything she posts, comment on stuff, and fan her, your insult to her pure awesomeness will cause your trachea to boil. >:D

Okay.  About me.  Well, first of all, I pretty much worship purple.  I'm telling you, it is the greatest and awesomest color EVER. :D                                                              

About my writing style.  Well, I really like stories with ninjas and kidnappings (I don't know why.  Maybe I'm just a creeper. :D) I don't like fantasy much, but I LOVE it in a few a few books/series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, et cetera.) And I really don't like romance very much.  I'll read about kissing, but only if the book is freaking amazing.  And I will NEVER write about any "it". (If you are at all in the loop, you know what "it" means.)

Last but not least, I'm in the STAR program at my school.  We're a small group of kids, but we have TONS of inside jokes.  They're all confidential, but I can tell you that both 42 and duck muffins mean something . . . Oh, NO!  WHY did I tell you that?!  It was supposed to be confidential!!!  Hayley, if you're reading this, PLEASE don't go homicidal . . . Hayley, no. BAD Hayley!  Put down the chainsaw! . . . AAAAAAAAH! ! ! (chainsaw noises)

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