CALL YOU FRIENDS, SIBLINGS, FAMILY, GAYS, DOGS, CATS, AXOLOTLS!
Mark your calendars. Set your alarms. Don’t sleep in. Do not forget.
Saturday, December 28, 2024, at exactly 9:00 AM. That’s the moment everything changes. That’s when Chapter 200 descends upon this realm, unstoppable, inevitable, and waiting for you. You will be there. Oh, yes, you will.
For months, we’ve built this world together. You’ve laughed, cried, voted, and speculated—but now the clock is ticking. The end of one chapter, the beginning of another. This isn’t just a milestone. It’s a test. A challenge. A line in the sand. Will you cross it with me, or will you be left behind?
I’ll know. Trust me, I will know. My 121 rubber ducks are everywhere, watching from the shadows. Don’t mistake their plastic smiles for friendliness—they report back to me. And if I find out you missed this… Well, let’s just say you’ll wish you hadn’t.
This isn’t just another chapter. It’s monumental. It’s the culmination of everything we’ve built together. It’s special in ways you can’t even begin to comprehend. To ignore it would be a betrayal not just of this story, but of everything you’ve been a part of.
When the clock strikes 9:00 AM on December 28, you will log in. You will read. And you will feel the weight of Chapter 200 crash down like a tidal wave. And if you’re thinking about skipping it or forgetting—don’t. I will find you. And trust me, you don’t want that.
This is your warning. Your call to arms. Your **summons.** Do not disappoint me. The countdown has begun.
Tick. Tock.