Time for a soliloquy!
Without Haiku
By: Me
To write haiku, or not to write haiku?
That is the poetic problem.
Whether to laugh my face off
Or to not have a funny poem before me
Because both are equally consequential
And both can lead to pain
To laugh is to fall on the hard floor
And to be without poetry is awful
If I were to write a non-funny haiku
I would most likely be bored
If I were to write another form of poetry
I would be in need of haiku
Oh, the irony of this soliloquy
And the irony of all other poetry I write
To deny all poetry leads to a sad life
To write an ironic haiku is ironic as well
To write depressing haiku makes me sad
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