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Yesterday I was taking a shower and wiped my face with the face cleanser and it got in my right eye. And like my vision in that eye is absolute shit.
Most likely gonna need to get my glasses updated. But like come on world my eyes are already crappy you just had to make my right one worse. (May i just say it hurt like a beachhhhhhhhhh genuinely thought I would never be able to open my eye.)
I thought about suing the company but then was like they’re just going to say don’t put it in your eye dumbass XDDDDD.
May I also say once I got out the shower I asked my mom to go to the hospital and here’s how the conversation went:
Me: ma can we go to the hospital¿
Mom:why¿
Me: I currently see four of you.
Mom: stop being dramatic.
Older siblings in the background: PUSSSYYYYYYYYY
And my eyes originally got bad because I wanted to be a cool kid and be like my cousins so I would hang out with them. So they, in front of their friends, proceeded to shove my head into the sand box. And as you can guess sand got in my eyes. So I was rushed to the hospital where the doctors proceeded to flush my eyes. Then I had to be blind for a few days with eye patches on, lookin like a fucked up pirate(this was because I was rubbing my eyes and the sand was popping blood vessels I guess¿ and the doctors didn’t want them to get infected¿). Then a week after I was able to take them off. After everything I had to get glasses to be able to see better then normal. Like I wasn’t legally blind, everything was just kinda blurry. BUT NOW MY RIGHT EYE IS ON CRACK.
And that’s the story of my fucked up eyes.