Ben (DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM)

men kissing each other is great and hot in theory, but in practice. Eugh. Gross. Do I look like a [this message has been redacted so Ben is not struck down by wattpad].
            
            [Author has added extra context to the post: I am a queer man I just dont like men like that sorry </3]

Ok i will say that I noticed when you look up "creek high school au" on wattpad, dirt lifter is the first hit. Which is Epic for me but not for them filthy (/lh) creek yaoi shippers... imagine liking it when men kiss each other y'all are WEEEIRD (i say as a fudanshi)

@DumbassWhoWroteat3AM HELP I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE STILL DO THAT.
            
            I remember ppl would add my cotc fics to their Creek/South Park reading lists and I would just wonder whether or not they even read my fic let alone looked at thd bio/tags. I saw they see the word Creek and immediately assume it's South Park. South Park and Craig of the Creek don't even have the same target audience lmao

Sober Ben checking back in again, maybe I like outdoorsy girlies that can drag me out to touch grass once in a while. I might start dating a forestry major... waow.

This was 2 years after dirt lifter was first published and I had no idea I would meet the ex boy scout of my dreams in university <3 She was good while it lasted I have genuinely no idea where the fuck she is and its making me tweak

I think shes cool ok.... why do i keep fucking manifesting my own suffering......... I need to work on my mark x reader fic theres no shot I have a crush on a girl in computer engineering with glasses and we were both pre-anything when we met... just like my stupid fic... what the FUCK i keep DOING THIS!!! FIRST ME DATING DL!JASON AS A GIRL AND NOW THIS FML.

I couldnt do club fair stuff because I was at my own club the whole time running things. Which was a self inflicted problem. I need to join softball to meet women who will be willing to date me. anyway. 
            
            Also girl i was talking about earlier was hanging out with her date the whole time, im happy for her and i wish her the best but Ughhhhhh can i not be that person. whatever frick u....

Sighsssssss i need to stop doing this.

I think if I tried hard enough I could turn his 'everyone hates me' paranoia into 'everyone is looking at me always' paranoia, shoutout to Jamie for being the most extroverted extrovert to ever do it and making Santiago go through the seven phases of hell in like 5 panels

By several anxiety disorders I mean GAD, rn  i think hes only got social anxiety. not said in the text but i mean have you read the comic,,,, mother fricker has social anxiety. This doesnt apply to me, i have some other shit so he gets my weird neuroses.

If I were able to I would crush him with a meat tenderizer and give him more cracks in his skull but sadly I can't so I can only write the most self insert, self indulgent pieces about him.

I tried coming out to my friends as trixic with the caveat that "yeah uhhh it's just easier to say 'I like woman' because no one knows what that word means" and everyone said "true! I do not know what that word means!"
            
            My one friend made me a trixic-genderqueer-trans flag decal and I absolutely love it, but im just gonna stick with calling myself a straight trans guy as to not confuse people, because lets face it, my peers are all straight cis guys who spent more time on reddit than tumblr and do not like learning about all the microlabel flags like theyre pokemon

What if I become a microlabels guy lol. My sexuality is 'likes women' and my gender is 'guy' but I could get into all the nitty gritty details with it like im a 14 year old danganrompa fan and found out what xenogenders are. Would omni be considered a microlabel?? idk depends on who ya ask :P

Can't talk about my feelings without transforming them and making a Character experience them, but then again if i actually wrote down what was going on in my life and posted it online i would get doxxed immediately. lol.

They removed my Sock analysis because I probably said the words "kay why ess" NOOOOO.

ALL CHARACTERS I WRITE ARE ME WITH THE TRAITS MOVED AROUND AND AT DIFFERENT INTENSITIES. If theyre not me then theyre someone I know and have tried to dissect in my head. Every person in real life is a character and i need to break down their character motivations and actions and Put Em In A Fic. 
            
            If I ever actually write Mallards everyone that isn't mason is based on a real person/people I knew from high school. I think i can write mallards now actually because im no longer in high school. YAY!

I should have made him more of a selfish jerk, actually. I need characters who dont know how to be normal about each other (Oh so thats why I like Thinking Out Loud) I will mush them together like dolls. HC that Jonathan hasnt had friends since he got depressed (or whatever happened to him) so he appreciates it even if sock doesnt know how to act (also jon doesnt really know how to act). Should I do a fanscript of the christmas episode concept where Sock possesses jon and kills his bully and jon is NOT happy. Imagine your guardian angel kills a man for you I think i would high five them.

It's on ao3, kind of long. The only reason I havent posted it on here is bc I need to make a cover for it, and I'd rather make my own than rip fanart for it. ah well

@DumbassWhoWroteat3AM Dirt Lifter but a time traveler ordered a pizza when Eliza applied for a job at Jason's job.

For the uninformed, and since I cannot edit a post, CreekWeek is a fan event on tumblr and (I believe) twitter that is just a prompt week for fanart and fic. My bad for being vague.