dumboxweird

Dear Luca Poo,
          
          HOLA!
          I MISS YOU SOOOOO MUCH. SENDING HUGS FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. 
          JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU'RE AWESOME. IF SOMEONE SAYS OTHERWISE, TELL ME I NEED NEW TARGETS FOR MY MURDER PLANS. 
          YOU ARE THE BEST BROTHER EVER!.!.!.! *queen bee hand gestures* TOTS A CUTIE!
          
          Love you lots,
          Dumbo.

dumboxweird

*sighs* good old times
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dumboxweird

That was so gross but I guess it was also cool because I was so fast no one could spit on me *puts sunglasses in slowmo*
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dumboxweird

Yeah then we did this disgusting thing. Water battles but the twist was that we actually put the water in our mouth and spit it on someone
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dumboxweird

First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCA POO! Okay so I know I am early but I have school tomorrow and I cannot be late for your birthday.  Mine will not even compare to the others but anyways back to the main purpose of this whole paragraph. 
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCA! We have know each other for exactly 44 days aka one month and 13 days. These days have been memorable for me because I have gotten the chance of getting to know an awesome person like you. We are obviously the coolest of the group *flips hair*. I want you to know how much you mean to me even though we have not known each other for that long. You came on wattpad like a canon ball so sorry for crap welcome party. But hey you got a phonequake! Did you like it? xD. You are the best brother someone could have asked for. (Okay, I will make you dress up don't worry. We cannot let dumdum and twinny win so easily.) Ugh I suck at this but yeah I still remember the first time we talked on pms and I was like "I am high on unicorns!" Probably not the best way to start a conversation lmao but it was the start of a beautiful friendship. (It is okay you can tell everyone that you find me funnier than dumdum.) I like the fact that we bonded over the fact you exposed him lol. Hence the Dumbspill username which was very creative Luca Poo *claps*. I succeeded in annoying you haha! That was a life goal you know? Because I love annoying people! Okay I am getting distracted- back to the wish. I hope you that you will have a super duper (cringe I know) nice birthday. You deserve it. You are so amazing and intelligent and basically such a good person.
          
           I don't know what else to say so *smashes your face into a cake* HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCA POO! *puts glitter on you* There..wait no. *breaks egg on your head* nope still something missing. *puts a giant bow on your hair* okay now that is birthday outfit worthy! 
          I lob chu. ❤❤

dumboxweird

@lilxdumb ...why you gotta be like that? But no he isn't.
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dumboxweird

@dumbharryxvol6weird my hugs are better you should come to me -_-
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daenaeryspng6

@dumboxweird i badly needed a hug:(
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dumboxweird

@lilxdumb Yeah imagine living in a family of nine. My sister would just randomly start a fight. Whenever she falls i get in trouble. 
          Situation one: she falls in the living room and i'm in the kitchen. My mom: "WHERE WERE YOU HUH?! YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR SISTER!"
          Situation two: she falls and i'm in the same place. My mom: "WHAT WERE YOU DOING HUH? WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH HER?!" Um hello it's not like I asked her to fall. Basically it's my fault even when it's not, just because you are older. 
          Then there is my 2 older cousins (aka Jennyma and Luvinska) randomly enter my room and stare at me for a solid 5 mins 
          Jennyma: "Van you look like a donkey's ass." 
          Luvinska: "Nooo she looks like half a cow and half a monkey." 
          Jennyma: "don't talk too much Luv you look like the toilet vase."
          *huge comeback battle*
          Me: *forgets all about homework*
          Then there's my grandma who will scream my name, make me come downstairs and ask me to give her the tv remote (which btw was on the table just beside her)
          My mom and my aunt who will tell me to bring ten thousand  different stuff at the same time. I have only two hands chill.
          My uncle and my dad are actually the only sane persons. Wait no- my uncle farted in his hand and made me smell it. My dad is just a weirdo who acts like a child.