Dundarb_The_Tater

Hey, Deanoreano

oh god, I threw up about 7 times today.

This might cheer you up?
          
          "I’m sorry, Morty, it’s a bummer. In reality, you’re as dumb as they come. And I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back. So now we’re gonna have to go get more. And then we’re gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you’re gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you’re gonna be part of them. And together, we’re gonna run around, Morty. We’re gonna- do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We’re the only friends we’ve got, Morty. It’s just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty forever and forever. 100 years, Rick and Morty’s things. Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time. All day long forever. All a hundred days. Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com.www.rickandmorty.com.www.rickandmortyadventures. All 100 years every minute, rickandmorty.com.www.100timesrickandmorty.com."
          -Rick

"What people call 'Love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing maridge. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science"
          -Rick
          
          Yknow, I just relized how depressing this is. Have a fun life, everyone...

My new name is now Xreloctor, pronounced Sk-lec-tor

I HAVE NO SCREAM, AND I MUST MOUTH

Woo, my side hurts from writing that; still not the big thing though, IT'S COMING

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person.

I made a new story, not the big one though.