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I hate this account :)

fake dating solos every other trope tbh

I feel like I'm gradually becoming more and more pissed off everyday

I love universal headcanons that everyone just agrees on so much
          
          "Character A is pan!"
          "No Character A is gay!"
          "Well, Character B is bi"
          "Oh yeah for sure"
          "100% dude"

Company accounts are so funny, like who tf is running these accounts?!

Melted icecream is bomb
          

No one:
          
          Me acting like I didn’t think the same exact thing as the character who just got called dumb for thinking of the thing I was thinking of:
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Lmao gl reading that good

I hate pet names with a burning passion.
          "Are you cold my hunny bunny?"
          "Yeah my little greasy burger..."
          "Come here my tiny diaper baby..let's cuddle"
          "Okay my stinky winky fat shit uwu"

Sometimes, SOMETIMES
          
          
          No that's the post. Just. Sometimes.

NO ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR-
          HOW COME WHEN I GET HYPER FIXATED ON SOMETHING IT TAKES THE INTERNET 4 MONTHS LATER TO BECOME TRENDING AND BY THAT TIME IM NOT AS FIXATED ON IT ANYMORE-