Okay so HI!
If you've come upon this page, you've either accidently clicked a link while furiously trying to work your slow internet connection
or
YOU WANTED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME!
If its the latter, I already really like you.
Some facts about me:
I have completely realistic goals, such as taking over the world.
I am obsessed with finding a way of making Peter Pan love me. Because, I want to fly and he has red hair...XD
Llamas..yes...i'm known for my llama like qualities..Merp! <~~~My llama noise.
I've been told my blood is spicy (Hispanic quality)>:3
Im a nerd...I'm in band, i turn in my homework , do it a day early..the works.
I love Tic Tacs... alot.
Working on actually becoming a great author...My expectations are set, I WILL WIN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
^%&$*&$&%&$
Byz!
-Durf5321
~~A.K.A Llama Bob
P.s Umbreon226 is bae. <3 XDXD
- Hunting unicorns in the Forbidden Forest
- JoinedJanuary 6, 2013
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Stories by Durf5321
- 4 Published Stories

In Spirit Not Body
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The day I died I was wearing two unmatched poka dotted socks.
One had a hole where my big toe breathed fres...

The Secret in My Closet
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Moving is difficult.
Moving to a new place, in a creepy house, where strange things keep on happening takes...