"𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕤, 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀'𝕞 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕒𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘."

Howdy. Here's a little bit about me:

✯ Jade
✯ she / her
✯ Car saleswoman & CS college student by day, sapphic author by night
✯ mom to a handsome, fluffy cat and a dorky snake 🐈🐍
✯ Avid cheese enthusiast
✯ Can play Darude Sandstorm on a kazoo flawlessly

I write stories about chicks who like chicks.

After a years-long hiatus, I've decided to return to the motherland of Wattpad to give writing another go. I hope you enjoy reading my works as much as I enjoy creating them for you guys!
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  • JoinedJanuary 19, 2017


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GUESS WHO’S BACK, BITCHES  I’m pleased to announce that a new chapter of Our Masterpiece is dropping by this Sunday! I of course had deleted two chapters and have rewritten it as I’m taking the stor...
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