I am a salesman and the assistant regional manager at a paper distribution company by day, a beet farmer by mornings and afternoons, a County Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy by night, but in my heart, I am a writer. 
How would I describe myself? Three words: 
Hard working
Alpha male 
Jackhammer
Merciless
Insatiable
My mastery of martial arts and my skills in weaponry have made my knowledge topics such as murder flawless. Have I ever committed murder? No, but I did have a step third cousin who was murdered by a bear. The bear was put up for trial in a justice system set up by the elders of my family centuries ago. It was found guilty and sentenced to 30 years in the pit, where it died after a sinkhole formed 30 days after.