You can call me Yashi.  I'm a girl who you would never notice out in public, because I am so shy. But if you took the time to get to know me, I will have the loudest personality.

I love this curly haired guy who hits on other guys and older women, a guy that has the ass and the sass, a guy who is mysterious, yet absolutely sexy, a guy who is constantly laughing and is adorable, and this guy who is responsible, cute, and super fun. Bet you thought I was talking about One Direction. Nope. It's WAND ERECTION. lol. 

Anyway, I'm a HUUGEE Directioner. These boys have literally ruined my life for the better. The ideas for most of my fanfics come from these dreams I have. Not even kidding. I have the weirdest dreams. In one of them, Louis was talking about Harry's curly pube hair. And in another, Morgan Freeman turned into Louis. Weird, right?

I love to read. Music and writing are the bane of my existence. So is food. Which is why I think Niall and me would make a perfect couple. Or Louis. Or Harry. Or Liam. Or Zayn, Love all of them equally, but Harry and Louis really make me want to cut off my body parts, feed them to wild animals, and jump into a piranha-infested river. As you can tell, I am constantly 500000% done with them.

I have to touch Harry's hair before I die. And hug each of them. I sincerely believe that Harry is bisexual, and am waiting for the day that he will come out of the closet. I also believe that Louis and Harry have had sex. Or at least kissed. I mean, have you seen the things Louis signals to Harry during concerts and interviews? Oh Lordie....

One Direction is my life. Life is the longest thing I will do. Therefore, One Direction is the longest thing I will ever do. ;)

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