Hey there stalkers, it's Ellie doing this sexy ass mofo's bio. ;) @Rawrr_Its_Ellie
Well, as you probably all know, his name's Dylan. If you didn't know, i suggest you go get your brain checked or maybe go to Specsavers.
He's as straight as a roundabout! Nah, I'm joking he's as straight as a ruler.
He's............... SINGLE!!! Girls, hurt him or break his heart and I'll break your face :D
He's tall. o.o
He thinks he's badass. -.-
He's British, yep he has an accent! Girls, drooling isn't attractive! ;)
I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby. -,-
He's so cray cray, like a crayon.
He's a meanie, he steals my things and holds it above his head then makes me jump for it. ( It's funny watching her jump for it. :D ~Dyl )
His hugs are the best. He's MY cuddle buddy, not yours. No touchy touchy! MIINEEEE XD
WATCH OUT!!!! He's the cookie monster....... he seals your cookies when you're asleep. >.<
He says he doesn't bite...IT'S ALL LIES! He bites. >_<
You'd think after years of being his best friend, he'll love you more than food...BUT NOOOO
For example : Last week , he was carrying me then his brother came in with pizza. Guess what, he dropped me and went to eat the pizza. -.- Rude child
He calls me Dino. -.-
Right, when he was younger he used to go into... (No need to mention that Dino ~Dyl ) But it was so funny! XD ( Nopee ~Dyl ) Aww, you're no fun!!
He ish my little hoe face :3
We have a pet unicorn called KEITH SKITTLES! :)
I'm a ninja... now you see me *poof* and now you don't!
Your profilee has been raped by meeeee ;) @Rawrr_Its_Ellie
@Rawrr_Its_Ellie DINO! She's my cute little dinosaur. She is my best friend and she's fucking amazing. I love her to bits, she is funny and awesome and beautiful. She's my unicorn :) If you hurt her I'll hunt you down and kick ur ass. Go follow her sexy ass. <3
Hey you, yes you, you're cute. ;)
-throws skittles at your head- TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
-Anon-
- In your bed.........
- JoinedApril 22, 2013
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Jul 13, 2013 09:34PM
@Rawrr_Its_Ellie Yeah, I need to tell you something anyway.View all Conversations