Welcome to my profile. If you're here, you either have a modicum of interest as to who the fuck I am, or you stumbled over me by accident.

Whatever the case, I guess here is where I attempt to persuade you to stay:

- Everyone is welcome (no discrimination here)
- I'm British (seems like a good selling point)
- I am a professional Netflix binger and anime connoisseur
- Whoever the fuck you are, I'll talk to you (my inbox is always open. Feel free to hmu)
- I have been told that I am, to quote the individual verbatim, "majestic as fuck"
- You can also call me (Pea)cock Master
- I do followbacks 

Additionally, a warning: I cuss like fuck.

So yeah. Feel free to stick around. I don't bite unless you want me to.

- Dylan


"I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. " - W. Somerset Maugham