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 ∆ Hi there!
        Just another Wattpad user.
        I write mostly about fantasy
        with a touch of sci-fi and a
        great smidge of LGBT+  -
        pretty much anything that
        comes to mind, in a
        summary.

I've been told I can be a bit dark, so the faint of heart should probably not be within a radius of two miles unless you're willing to take a gamble.

 Also, for your safety, all public personnel should refrain from touching the weapons scattered throughout.

                 | Currently working on: |
| Camp NaNoWriMo: the Prince(sse)s of Folk-Tails |

'' To go boldly - and with partially correct grammar - where no-one has gone before! ''
          ( - Dys_Illu)

(Admittedly, I don't check my work that often.)


》 I own all art and covers! (Yes, I drew that. Yes, I tried.)《

> Please pay attention to the warnings. That includes the age and theme pointers as well as that "UNFINISHED" I stick to most of my story titles. (They'll probably never be finished, but hey ho...)
I keep my unfinished stories up in case you wanna read the scum I'm able to spew from the depths of depression, but it's at your own risk! <

FUL□︎ NAME: Unknown
G□NDER: Unkn□︎wn
DATE OF BIRTH: Unk□︎own
AG□︎: estimated. 12 - 18

 O□︎CUPATION: Stud□︎nt
STATUS: U□︎kno□︎n

CODENA□︎E: CelestiaLEDs

# Oh, you're still here?
# Useless trivia, I hear no-one say? Right-ho.

# 1: My old username, Conflagration_Blitz, comes from a character in Welcome To Reality (that's my story! But it remains in planning for all eternity.)
# 2. The term 'drag' was coined by Shakespeare, as an acronym for Dressed Resembling A Girl.



# You done yet?
# Please, you can't sit here all your life. There's so much to do on Wattpad!
# I'm also kinda running out of space to write, so go enjoy your existence.
# Have a good one. (A day, I mean. Have a day that is good to the furthest extent possible.)
# :)