@DystopianDemon
My mom: "Where does all the cheese keep disappearing to? I get it and the next day it's gone."
Me, knowing full well I sneak out of my room at 4am almost every night to steal the cheese: "I have no idea, that's really weird."
No one:
Me: *has a whole tic attack/seizure at around 3am every night*
️ HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! ️
It wasn't hair extensions, it was spray paint. They shouldn't have done that.
Ngl, lemon drops are the best.
Jeez being in love is so difficult.
@DystopianDemon Same. I'm trying to redo my room, work out more, and just look better overall.
There's this pink bunny plush at FYE that I've been wanting forever and now that we're in quarantine and I have no sense of anything at all- I might just spend $30 on a stuffed animal.
I'm sad, I hurt, and I just want cuddlessssss
Okay hear me out. During pride month money spent on anything pride-related shouldn't be called currency, it should be called queerency.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
I haven't slept in 38 hours.
