tHE REEED MEANS I LOVE UU

I WANNA KISS HIM I WANNA KISS HER I WANNA ROLL MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR AND TELL YOU THAT I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU SOMEONE LIKE YOU SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUUUU

NANAMI ME CHAPE A REDSON

NOOO, QUÉ PENA 

Nanami mi obsesión con las tortugas ninjas ya no es normal

Ayuda me estoy muriendo 

So delicious (eridan, see)
          So delicious (you can trust me)
          So delicious (I'll help you be)
          I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
          It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
          So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
          So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
          I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)
          
          T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
          T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
          D to the E, to the L I C I O U S
          D to the E, to the L I C I O U S
          To the D, to the E, to the, L I C I O U S, to the
          D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the
          
          Now, wait just a motherfucking second!
          
          Do I seriously have to spell this shit
          Until the end of the fucking song?
          
          I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original
          Never had access to spellcheck, I guess
          
          Because TASTEY does not spell tasty
          Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or
          Something?
          
          What do you mean human rap artists
          Are the only ones brave enough to write their own
          Grammatical trainwrecks and call it music?
          What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
          
          He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore?
          
          Fuck this shit, I quit

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
          My body stays vicious
          All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cause I'm doing some fitness
          Zahhak's my witness
          Bet that ship curls nepeta's tail
          And he'll be needing all the towels 'cause I'ma make him sweat pails
          (Four, three, two, fuck you)
          
          So delicious (super sweet)
          So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
          So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me)
          I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
          
          Baby, baby, baby
          If you really want me
          Honey, get some patience
          Maybe then you'll get a taste
          I'll be tasty, tasty
          I'll be laced with lacy
          It's so tasty, tasty
          It'll make you crazy
          
          T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
          T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
          D to the E, to the L I C I O U S
          To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the
          
          I'll just spell it out for you!
          
          All the time I turn around trolls gather round
          Always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the
          
          Color of my blood
          I just wanna say it now
          I ain't trying to round up any drama
          Little fucker I just don't want
          
          You to know
          And I guess I'm coming off as
          Just a little insecure although
          I keep on repeating how the
          
          Secret's fucking awesome
          But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
          Terezi says I smell
          
          Delicious (so delicious)
          No, I don't do kismesis
          And if you read any fanfics
          All that shit is fictitious
          I blow kisses (mwah!)
          Don't matter if we're just moiraills
          Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
          
          Four, three, two, fuck you
          My body stays vicious
          Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cause I got down to business
          Nepeta's my witness (meow!)
          I'll even let her first ship sail
          Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

Dave

What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
          Why do they gotta front?
          What did we ever do to these guys
          That made them so violent?
          Woo-hoo
          But you know I'm yours
          Woo-hoo
          And I know you're mine
          Woo-hoo
          (And that's for all time)
          Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
          Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
          I don't care what they say about us anyway
          I don't care about that
          Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
          I know that you need help
          Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
          You need a guardian
          Woo-hoo
          And you know I'm yours
          Woo-hoo
          And I know you're mine
          Woo-hoo
          (And that's for all time)
          Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
          Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
          I don't care what they say about us anyway
          I don't care about that
          I don't care about that
          Bang, bang, a knock on the door
          Another big bang and you're down on the floor
          Oh no! What do we do?
          Don't look now, but I lost my shoe
          I can't run, and I can't kick
          What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?
          What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?
          What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?
          Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
          Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
          I don't care what they say about us anyway
          I don't care about that
          I don't care about that
          I don't care about that
          I don't care about that

Soy gay