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Now. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
- Look. DOCTOR NO WAIT LISTEN. I I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW ???????
- I THOUGHT. I THOUGHT CUPID WOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR A PULSE OR SOMETHING OR AT LEAST LOOKED AT THE FUCKING THING.
-- Remain calm.
We have been in the fucking park for A WEEK.
- Actually-
IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH.
- ...Sure!
-- The gas station down the street has a shower room.
Oh, it does? Everything is perfectly fine, then.
- What-
I was being sarcastic, obviously.
-- We still have a job, no? We have money for food and water, at the very least. The cops haven't noticed us camping at the back of the park yet, so I get the feeling we won't be caught for a while since we're hidden quite well anyway.
- Or we can just-
No.
- Please? It got us out of being broke last time.
Do we even have another cosplay for the casino...?
- Yeah, I think. I packed one in our hospital bag before Blade conked out.
Okay, first of all, let's go take a shower. I don't wanna be dirty and stinky like a certain someone we know.
- THE SHADE LFMAAOOOA
-- ...Wait, what about Phantas and Starships? And Cupid? And grandmother????
Our phone was factory reset, nobody has the password for the emails we used for our old accounts. We can't make any new accounts anyway since we don't remember any of their usernames. Apparently, no one here decided to write down our fucking address, so we're stuck.
- So essentially, we're fucked until we have enough money for a house.
-- Mm, that is fine. I know perfectly well how to survive in the wild.
Of course you do you're fucking homeless Kazuha.
- Be grateful. At least we won't die out here.
Ugh...
- Think about it. It's new. And even though I don't like being broke, not having money will be different for all of us.
Being homeless is not "different," this is hell.
-- Shower, remember? We'll talk about everything else later.
- Oh, right. Put the fire out.
Whatever.
- I know you miss him.
How comforting and reassuring.
- Haha! But seriously...