Once there was a weird person. 

Guess what, I'm that person.

WELP, OFF TO A GREAT START.

I'm a very odd person (did you not just see the first 3 sentences?) and one who likes to write. So welcome to my profile of strangeness and oddity.

SO MANY SYNONYMS FOR WEIRD!

I am like that one person who uses painfully long words, and has to explain almost every joke they make, because it was so nerdy or geeky that 99.9 percent of the human (Or alien, I don't know who you are.) population can't understand it.

Let's look at some of the stupid things about me.. (If you are an extraterrestrial, HI! How did you get here?)

-I have existential crisis's on a regular basis.

-I'm a creature  of the night doomed to a family of morning people.

-@enwruble, @HermoineBunny, @sing192 and @pancakes_phan are my only IRL friends on this site.

-I'm a cartoon FANATIC.

-I spend too much time on the internet (and you do too, evidently, if you're still reading this).

-When playing video games or watching a movie, I constantly analyze the movie or game and question how it was made, instead of actually following the plot.

-I'm so tall that I'm constantly bumping into things. It's a wonder I'm not dead yet.

-Mosquito's seem to hate me. I swear, they look at me and turn around. THIS IS RULE OF THUMB, NOT CONSISTENT FACT.

-My friends are annoyed at me for taking so long to type this description.

-I like to draw.

- I don't like going outside.

-I love Marble Hornets.

-I get mad when people call Masky and Hoody proxies.

-I'm the Accidental Queen of The Universe. Long story.



So there you go. A quick overview of weird old me. 

If you follow me, cool! Apparently you want more of my weirdness in your life.



Okay then!


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