ERK2011

Santa is a horrible person, hear me out.
          	
          	Santa keeps a list of every one of his victims, if your naughty, you get pure disappoint and sadness on Christmas. He also watches you 24/7?! Creepy much? Isn’t he an old man? Speaking of being creepy, he also wants kids to sit on his lap. Um Pedo? And he has slaves, elves don’t even get paid! They have to work all the time and probably get no breaks. Even if he is a ‘good guy’ why don’t adults get presents? When someone turns 18 are they suddenly forgotten? Not to mention he climbs down your chimney, hello? The front door is right there! He also leave potentially dangerous items to children… he could be leaving a bomb for all we know.

AndreasStorytime25

@ERK2011 Real, I guess the bat is coming out this Christmas...Wait it's always out, hehehehe
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ERK2011

@AndreasStorytime25 Just stay up all night because then Santa won’t come and if he does, threaten him, with violence if necessary
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Nobodygetsthefleece

Dude, dude. I fiNALLY UPDATED MY FIC 
          

Nobodygetsthefleece

@ERK2011 Breaks are always good ❤️
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Nobodygetsthefleece

@ERK2011 How are you, BTW? Haven't seen you in a while 
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ERK2011

Santa is a horrible person, hear me out.
          
          Santa keeps a list of every one of his victims, if your naughty, you get pure disappoint and sadness on Christmas. He also watches you 24/7?! Creepy much? Isn’t he an old man? Speaking of being creepy, he also wants kids to sit on his lap. Um Pedo? And he has slaves, elves don’t even get paid! They have to work all the time and probably get no breaks. Even if he is a ‘good guy’ why don’t adults get presents? When someone turns 18 are they suddenly forgotten? Not to mention he climbs down your chimney, hello? The front door is right there! He also leave potentially dangerous items to children… he could be leaving a bomb for all we know.

AndreasStorytime25

@ERK2011 Real, I guess the bat is coming out this Christmas...Wait it's always out, hehehehe
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ERK2011

@AndreasStorytime25 Just stay up all night because then Santa won’t come and if he does, threaten him, with violence if necessary
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ERK2011

Guys I bought a cardboard cut out of captain america. I woke up at 3 am and saw it in my room and thought I was being recruited by the Avengers

ERK2011

@AndreasStorytime25 No, it’s just disappointing when you realize it’s not real :<
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AndreasStorytime25

@ERK2011 Is it sad that I would also think that..........
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ERK2011

I’m thankful to everyone who has followed me but I might take a break from Wattpad. It’s made me make bad choices, cuss more, and overall make me a bad person. I’m keeping more secrets from my parents now and it’s not very healthy that I only sleep 4 to 6 hours a night. I know I’ll come back. Maybe just a short break. Instead of reading smut and whatever nonsense I read I’ll finally bring up my grades.
          
          I’ll still sorta be on but it won’t be as much. I’ll only be on to check my notifications. Or…. If I get into a fandom. 
          
          Until next time. I’ll miss y’all on my break.

ERK2011

It’s been 11 days and I brought up my grades so I’m back
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