Santa is a horrible person, hear me out.
Santa keeps a list of every one of his victims, if your naughty, you get pure disappoint and sadness on Christmas. He also watches you 24/7?! Creepy much? Isn’t he an old man? Speaking of being creepy, he also wants kids to sit on his lap. Um Pedo? And he has slaves, elves don’t even get paid! They have to work all the time and probably get no breaks. Even if he is a ‘good guy’ why don’t adults get presents? When someone turns 18 are they suddenly forgotten? Not to mention he climbs down your chimney, hello? The front door is right there! He also leave potentially dangerous items to children… he could be leaving a bomb for all we know.