I find myself exceedingly inclined towards individuals of similar persuasion; indeed, they seek my presence for extended osculatory engagements. You, sir, are deemed of lesser import. I shall now ascend to my paramount configuration: The Queer Alpha. Pray tell, who among you shall aspire to the position of my consort? We shall peruse works of Yuri in tandem. (followed by a series of expressions conveying mirth and approval).