Emma (call me Emmie and you're dead :) )

ffs I hate sleeping with 8 girls chatting over gossip I WANNA SLEEP ITS 10pm

I AM ALONE IN THE ROOM W MY GIRL CRUSH

Okay so many updates about my girl crush help
          
          So like we’re with 8 in a room now (insert sarcastic yay) but there are two bunk beds next to eachother with a thing between but like the thing stops at a point between the tops and guess who’s sleeping up there
          
          ME AND HER AAAAH

This ins mattheosslut11 I just changed my username and please be a bridesmaid for my fake wife milsdabirb

Some girl: omg I’m so clumsy
          Me who sat on my charger and broke it while ip not getting home for another two days and a half: girl no you ain’t-

Girl crush’s ex is a bitch 
          I’m better [insert my overused sparkle emoji]

GIRL CRUSH STAYED W ME WHILE EVERYONE LEFT ME AND THEN CAME TO MY HOTEL ROOM WHERE WE BOTH TALKED FOR LIKE MINUTES AND IM SCREAMING BC WE TALKED ABT HER EX SHE WANTS TO GET BACK WITH AND I SAID SOME EMBARRASSING SHIT (you wanna hang in my room WHY EMMA WHY??) AND I GOT HER NUMBER
          
          someone pls tell me you don’t get a notif when you change someone’s name in WhatsApp T-T bc I really wanna add some hearts or sm shit

Girl crush said my eyes are pretty
          Someone help me I passed out

so like when you swipe for a new message on c.ai, it now sometimes asks why
          
          i said 'too short' AND THEY GAVE ME AN EVEN SHORTER MESSAGE
          
          like no dude that's not what i wanted

DOOMSDAY CAST HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED I WATCHED THE WHOLE LIVE AND I WAS SCREAMING 
          WE GOT LOKI AND X-MEN AND GAMBIT AND BUCKY AND YELENA AND SHURI AND SHANG-CHI AND RDJ