(6) His eyes and butthole widen when he is met with a beautiful girl infront of him. "Woah.." he farts silently, his cheeks also in utter disbelief in the sight before him. "I'm so sorry." He says, holding a hand to help her up. "Oh ..." the girl blushes and takes his hand with slight hesitation. Her eyes were brown, the most beautiful brown of any shart known to mankind. Her hair was curly and a stunning diarrhea auburn color, her face dotted with shart speckled specks which were her freckles. "Wow.." Says Varishart in awe, "I've um- never seen you around here before!!" He stutters. "Oh- Im..I-I just moved here." Says the girl, feeling shy. "Well, welcome to Corona!" He announces, pooting quietly as to not come across as too outgoing. She nods, trying to pull away, but he doesn't let go of her hand. "My name is Varishart." He says loudly, grasping her hand tighter and farting louder. "My friends call me marizza...but you can call me Volana." Says the girl, rizzing Varishart as it's her natural nature. Suddenly, Varishart has a wild look in his eyes, a look as if he was the alpha wolf. "Fart on me mommy." He groans. Volana backs away "what-" Varishart grabs her and drags her by the hair into his lab. When he was finished, Volana was gone and the walls were layered in a 3 inch thick coat of chocolate pudding. Queefin applauds him on his great finish, and so does all of Corona. He gets the Nobel Peace Prize and he lives shartily ever after. The end.