❝Flat? Fuck no. Shut up about that. Anyway, i'm hot as hell, literally, since Sun-kun is. . . warming. . . me up. . . that sounds fucking perverted, shit--❞
❝I-if you don't want to save the Earth. . . i will destroy you!❞
【 name 】❝Just call me Earth-kun yeah?❞
【 age 】❝Millions of fucking years❞
【 gender 】❝Why is your IQ this low? I'm a fucking planet❞
【 attacc or protecc 】attacc
❝Moon-kun, i don't mind if you cling to me. . . i guess. . .❞
❝DON'T POLLUTE ME YOU MISERABLE SMALL HUMANS❞
❝Just listen to NASA! I'm not flat!❞
「official earth-kun anon」
『other account ;; @sugarsweet-dreams 』
「don't take this too serious lmao」
- Well, the Milky Way--
- JoinedJanuary 3, 2018
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Earth-kun
Jan 07, 2018 08:16PM
// I'm casually waiting here for other people to join the memefication of the fUCKING UNIVERSEView all Conversations