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“But I’ve learned from that. Be nice, but not too nice. Like, offer flowers and fruits and other things, but take money from them just so it’s not too nice. And if I were to ask someone for something, pay money for it…” she made up, thinking really hard on ways to blend in.
It made sense. People were generally selfish, and needed money.
“That being out of the way,” she leaned forward, “would you be my friend? I can pay you for it,” she winked, implementing her new found theory.