Calum Fucking Hood

I’m thinking of deleting 

happy birthday, bubba.
          
          thank you for letting me be apart of you- and your kids lives. it means alot to me and my, very fragile never okay heart. youre my bestfriend, my shoulder to cry on and my brother. id be oh so lost without you.
          
          i love you always.

CAL-PAL!!
          ugh hi. you’re such an amazing person and holy shit welcome to the old man club™️. i love you to bits and i hope you have an extraordinary day. thank you for everything you’ve done for me. mwah. 
          
          -mikey

Happy birthday to me

You’re saying “grow up” when you are the one who needs to grow up. I’ve sat here watching my best friend go through hell with you constantly not knowing how to help or what do to. Yet you wanna continue to ruin him. It’s tiring and YOU need to grow the fuck up. Leave my best friend alone and keep to your fucking self. I know you’re not gonna see these but I don’t fucking care. I will fucking protect my best friend with my whole fucking life. He doesn’t need a fucking parasite like you to be attaching to his side constantly. None of us need you in our lives. It would be easier without you. So get it through you’re thick fucking skull that we want you gone.

You fucking bitch lasagna.

I’m so fucking irked. You show up. I show up. And that’s a fact. Your ass will be on the fucking ground before you get into his house. 

I’m about to make another account just so I can pop off on him

How bout you turn around and leave him alone. You show up. I show up.

Anyway hi guys how are y’all?