Eatmysmoke

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yall it is CONCERNING how many times ive been called a lesbian or bisexual (im straight)
          	
          	ONE TIME SOMEONE TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE A FUCK BOY :sob:

CT-5385

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@ Eatmysmoke  that is actually insane T-T I was told that too, but before I realized I was bi. BUT FUCK BOY IS CRAZYYYYY
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FierceR3d_

@Eatmysmoke Like IRL or online? And like why do they assume your sexuality, and now, the real question is...
          	  A FUCKBOY???????????????????????????????
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Eatmysmoke

this message may be offensive
yall it is CONCERNING how many times ive been called a lesbian or bisexual (im straight)
          
          ONE TIME SOMEONE TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE A FUCK BOY :sob:

CT-5385

this message may be offensive
@ Eatmysmoke  that is actually insane T-T I was told that too, but before I realized I was bi. BUT FUCK BOY IS CRAZYYYYY
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FierceR3d_

@Eatmysmoke Like IRL or online? And like why do they assume your sexuality, and now, the real question is...
            A FUCKBOY???????????????????????????????
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Eatmysmoke

CHAT I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND WENT "WAIT IM ACTUALLY SO CUTE HOLD ON"
          
          havent had the dysmorphia for a while, seems my life is going rlly well
          
          ALSO I GOT A PLATONIC HUSBAND THERES A WHOLE STORY BEHIND IT- so basically in science we're learning abt genetics and i partnered up with one of my friends and made an ugly-ass kid :] so obviously we got platonically married (HELPPP MY LIFE IS SO WEIRD BUT I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT NOW WHAT???)

izzy_idiot

@Eatmysmoke Yayyyy so happy for you, I love them the dysmorphia goes away best feeling in the world  <3333
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Eatmysmoke

@Shortnamesaremid TYYY <333333 (im so energetic rn)
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yourdadssidehoe12

yourdadssidehoe12

MWHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Eatmysmoke

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bro so much shit happened this week
          
          2 ppl got together, 2 ppl came out, i got out of a mentally exhausting friendship (im so proud of myself), and my friend (PopThePanda14) helped me ask out my crush (DID HE RESPOND YET??)

Eatmysmoke

@Goose_tooth he hasnt said a word :sob:
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Goose_tooth

@Eatmysmoke im in dire need of more updates! I need to know what happened lol
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PopThePanda14

@Eatmysmoke NO
            I TEXTED YOU TO SEE IF YOU KNEW ANYONE WITH HIS NUMBER CUZ I'M IMPATIENT AF
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Eatmysmoke

guys...
          
          my platonic wife left me for someone else and now im lonely but i know the chances of my crush liking me back are like 0.00000001% and now im just sad

PopThePanda14

@Eatmysmoke I could set yall up if you want?
            I'm in his first hour so it'll be easy
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izzy_idiot

@Eatmysmoke Plz mother we need a father
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izzy_idiot

@Eatmysmoke Dooooo itttttttttttttttt
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Eatmysmoke

remembering when i watched captain america civil war in german and went "omg its bucky" when he popped up on screen (hes my fav character) and my german teacher made fun of me :sob:
          
          thank you for coming to my 1am ted talk :0

PopThePanda14

@Eatmysmoke When did you watch captain America? Why didn't I get to:(
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JoeC747

@Eatmysmoke yessssss, Bucky is one of my favs, too lol - just need name & address...that's all Oops, how'd those emojis slip in there?
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Eatmysmoke

CHAT IM BACK (I HAVENT BEEN ON WP IN LIKE A WEEK BRO)

JoeC747

@Eatmysmoke MOTHER HATH RETURNED!!! YAYYYY!
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