EcIipseThegaIaxyfury

I'm going to rate ships nown [part 1]
          
          Sword X Skate - ehh 4/10? They don't ever talk and I like swocket better. I just don't see how this would work out-
          
          Sword X Rocket - 100/10
          
          Sword X Medkit - I can see how they would work togeather buttt 5/10
          
          Skateboard X Sword - again 4/10
          
          (WHY DID MY MICROPHONE JUST TURN ON?!)
          
          Skate X sling - I like this one. 9/10
          
          Skate X Shuri - HUH!? 2/10
          
          Skate X Boombox - no 1/10
          
          Skate X Coil - yes 8/10
          
          Katana X hyperlaser - 10/10
          
          Katana X Broker - abusive as frick. 0/10.
          
          Katana X Subspace - wh- no- 0/10
          
          Katana X Sling, Shuri, or Vine - NO?! I HEADCANNON THEM AS NON RELATED AND ADOPTED FAMILY (katana adopted the three) SO 0/10
          
          Katana X Scythe - 0/10 no.
          
          Ban Hammer X scythe - Uh- they're enemies-  0/10- ig people do like enemy to lover ships tho
          
          Ban hammer X medkit - 0/10. They're enemies and medkit dislikes him just like he dislikes- hates, Subspace.
          
          Bam Hammer X Subspace- 0/10 WHAT RELATIONSHIP DO THEY HAVE-? (Sorry whirling- BUT I DONT UNDERSTANDD)
          
          Ban Hammer X Broker - 0/10 0/10 0/10 NO.
          
          I say no shipping ban with anyone
          
          Rocket X Sword- 100/10
          
          Rocket X Skate or boombox - 0/10. Rocket dislikes Skate and boombox.
          
          Rocket X Broker - if this is a thing and you ship it, watch your back.
          
          Sling X Skate- 10/10
          
          Sling X shuri or Vine - THEY ARE BASICALLY SIBLINGS.
          
          Hyperlaser X katana - 10/10
          
          Hyperlaser X Subspace - 0/10
          
          Shuri X uhhhhhhhhh
          
          Scythe X vine Staff- yes 8/10
          
          Scythe X Broker- naah 3/10
          
          Medkit X scythe - 0/10
          
          Medkit X Subspace- 0/10
          
          Boombox X Valk or Dom- ig like 7/10
          
          Subspace X air - 100000/10
          
          Coil X Skate- 8/10
          
          Coil X Ban- 0/10 
          
          Ok beyebye

What poorly made phighting comic should I jokingly make? (Poorly made = stick figures on crack)

What ships do you all ship? (Phighting ships)

I don't feel safe right now. Home alone. I'm currently sitting hy my cat because someone just rang the doorbell while I was vulnerable. (In the bathroom, frontdoor unlocked) Lucky they didn't come inside but I heard two screams about 5 minutes before I heard "come on buddy!!" In a very excited and childish voice although it sounded like it belonged to an adult. Another reason I don't feel safe is I've seen seven shadow figures and a face in my home. Oh, and one of those orbs. I have seen two eyes but they weren't at my home. I don't really know what to do right now ;-; (Yes they left but I feel scared to go back to my computer)

Happy birthday to Katana!!

OFFICAL SEBASTIAN PLUSH COMING ON MAKESHIP (no release dare but there's pictures of the plush on X/Twitter

I had a dream where shuriken got turned into a cat and Subspace was "catspace", a black version of Subspace with fur, ears, and a tail bro (they were playable- skin?)

Never gunna get it - playable phighters only (for one's I can think of)
          
          
          Biografts - Sentience 
          
          Katana - A normal face
          
          Rocket - Limbs
          
          Hyperlaser - Heal
          
          Scythe - A clean criminal record
          
          Medkit - A left eye
          
          Subspace - A cure for his rot (probably)
          
          Vine Staff - A normal arm
          
          

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Broker, happy birthday to you!

Send help. I'm at a "wedding" with paper uzi and N dolls.. I got an umbrella slammed into my face which jammed my glasses down into my nose and chin. I don't want to be here and my best friend might not be coming.