Just go ahead and nickname me "Candid Bitch". I'm an INTJ, I can't help it. 

If I say rude things right to your face, it probably means I respect you. Just because I don't respond doesn't mean I didn't hear you. Not telling me something because you "Don't want to piss me off" will piss me off. If I deconstruct your argument, it's a good thing- it means it was interesting enough for me to take time out of my day to think about. 

I've been told I'm never serious, always too serious; too deep, to shallow; to emotional, too cold hearted; I'm a collection of paradoxes that understands everyone- everything, but I've yet to find someone that understands me. 

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion. 

And don't forget, bad things happen for a reason. 
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And sometimes that reason is because you're a fucking idiot. 

Secretly I'm not as stony as I come off. I'm hoping I'll meet someone that realizes that. 
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