Aaaaah, I give up. Posting when I'm such a newbie writer was a bad idea. Too much unnecessary stress about craft and my lack of skill.
Also, I came on here for fun, but I feel too ashamed of the weird trash I'm writing (however purposeful the weird trashiness was). Not going to delete my account because my library is a carefully curated selection of strange erotica that I find absolutely fascinating and like to good-naturedly chuckle at with my friends.
Came for the meme, left for the mental peace.
Arrivederci, the fourteen of you! <3