Welcome to cooking class! Today we will be cooking up a writer. Please follow the recipe below for the perfectly quirky creation.



1. Stir together a heavy dosing of sarcasm and a small one of irony



2. Add an obsessive book disorder



3.Pour in a generous topping of creativity 



4.Bake in an oven of  odd imperfections for 20 minutes



5. Add coffee before color glazing it if you do not wish to be burned