old intro below! :) 
ᴀ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʏᴘᴇs?! ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ!!!!!!

ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇɴ. ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ! ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴜsᴇғᴜʟ ᴏғ ʀᴇsᴏᴜʀᴄᴇs!  (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:・。.

ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʟᴏʏᴀʟ sᴄɪssᴏʀs?!!!! *ɪ'ᴍ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ sᴛɪᴄᴋʏ, ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ.*  ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ ）／

ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ- sᴛɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴏᴄs!! (ᴜʜ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴛɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄʟᴏsᴇ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏʏᴀʟ sᴄɪssᴏʀs!)

ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ..... ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ!!!!!!!!!!!! (๑♡3♡๑)



ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ɪs ɢʀᴇᴇɴ!

ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ sʜᴏᴡ ɪs ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ sᴀɪᴋɪ ᕦ(⏒ ε ⏒)ᕥ
ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄᴏsᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢ

ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍɪᴋᴇ ʜᴀʏᴀsʜɪɪɪɪ ( ͡♥ 3 ͡♥) <ʜᴇ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ '･ᴗ･'>

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʏᴘɪɴɢ!!!

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs! （人'∀'*）




YOUR TAPE KING HAS SPOKEN, LOYAL SCISSORS!! 
                               (★^O^★ )










Now, read i say to thou, mine loyal scissors! for thy tape king hath arisen! 
read, i say onto thou!

warning- my books contain blood, death, sadness, trauma, adult situations, and other things that may not be suitable for younger audiences. (-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄_-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )




That does not mean that you can't read, but just at your own risk- eeeeeh sort of. (*☻-☻*)