Eddie Munson

I just got back from a haunted cornfield. After a hard night's work of flirting with all of the scarers, I almost got the number of one of them. Either that or I almost got my brains fucked out.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          So, long story short, there was this kinda narrow dark hallway and this guy in a gas mask and a dark robe tried to scare me, I simply went "Ah wassup shawty"
          
          
          He just stood there... The lights dimmed a bit and he fucking slammed his hand beside my head. When I tell you I almost creamed my pants-
          
          
          Then the lights went out and I was like "Guess I'm stuck here in the dark with you shawty" and then when the lights flicked back on he was gone 

Bad news.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I almost got sent to a psych ward.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          One of the munchkin's parents took my words too seriously and called the police sooooooo

Guys, Gals, non-binary pals, and everything in between, guess what my newest addition to my losers club said to me the other day.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          So I told them a joke right, and they go:
          
          "Oh my god I'm laughing, screaming, crying, pissing, cumming."
          
          
          
          
          Like...
          
          
          
          
          
          Excuse me what the actual fuck did you just say to me

Hey so um.... Question for all of my lovely fans...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Been thinking about starting my own Steddie/Beddie series... I think it'd be kinda weird to see into my mind for a bit through these things. Let me know if you'd like to see something like that, lovelys.❤️
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (Also after extensive searches through the internet, I have become quite good at this whole typing thing anf other stuff people have put on there.... Some of it I rather not discuss... 2GOC... I regret watching it.

One of the most empowering things is to drink straight from a 2-liter of soda.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Prove me wrong.

Guys. I have a serious question that needs to be answered just as seriously.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I like two dudes..... But I can't decide between them and don't know if they'd be alright with polyamory..... Help.

HOW ARE U GETTING RECEPTION FROM THE UPSIDE DOWN?!!!!

What if, hear me out,
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I take your bones.

Question of the day, 
          
          
          Are pandas bad at being bears or are koalas? I can't decide which is worse at bear-ing...

I know you're secret.