I'm not obsessed about IU. No, really. Stop asking me about it. Why are you following me home? I don't have a shrine dedicated to her in my room. Who told you that? It was Janelle wasn't it. Why do I have a photo of myself with IU then? That's actually a photo of me with my girlfriend. She just happens to look like her. We're not an official couple yet so don't tell other people.
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Ok, you can tell other people then.