And then I walked into a brick wall. Wait! This feels oddly human like. I looked to find.... 

It was actually, just a brick wall. And now I have a concussion.  #BrickWallsAreNotCuteWattpadBoys

Heyy? I honestly have no clue what I'm doing on this app. It's unhealthy the amount of sleep I've lost staying up trekking through the South American jungle with Mr. Ambrose...or crying over Cedric when he moved to New York...or cheering on Sam and Hazel through like a hundred chapters of an infuriatingly amazing story. (nobody really liked celery anyway). 

Anyway, feel free to leave a message (or two)! 
P.s. if anyone has any good book recommendations (preferably historical fiction or romance, but I'm open to anything) please let me know. 
Thx! <3

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P.s dear authors if i see "minty breath" or one of those frickin "i think he cheated but he thinks i cheated but actually neither of us cheated and it was all just one misunderstanding oh haha" i will arrange a minefield of legos on the floor of your bathrooms for you to step in at 2:36am. 

You've been warned.