Is it weird that I manage to keep secrets from myself to the point where I don't even trust myself with anything.
"Elanor, whatever you do, don't eat the gummy bears, I know they're good but-what are you doing! We're supposed to save these for our plane! Don't eat them!"
"You should probably hide this better so you can find it in the future and hate yourself with a burning passion-wait don't put it there-why are you writing that!"
"Dont watch the new episode yet, you promised to watch with your sister-what are you doing!"