Edgy_The_Hedgy_2005

Edgy_The_Hedgy_2005

Hey, so I might not be on for a long while, my dog is old, and not getting up, she won't eat, and her paws are getting cold, I don;t know what to do, we can't afford a vet, and she might die, This is a really hard time because she's been around for as long as i can remember, and she's been my best friend for so long now that i can't picture life without her. Just saying, don't worry if I don't do anything for a while.

Edgy_The_Hedgy_2005

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Top of the mornin' to ya' laddies, my name is JackSepticEye
           my name is JackSepticEye
          My name is JackSepticEye , JackSepticEye 
          Jack, Jack , Jack 
          All the way to fucking victory town
          All the way
          Feels good to be a winner
          Every now and then
          I believe in you
          I believe (I believe)
          I believe in you
          I believe (I believe)
          I believe in Steve, in Steve
          Oh, yeah, in Steve
          Grab the glory
          All the way to victory
          All the way (keep on a-dancing)
          All the way (keep on flying)
          All the way (keep going, you got this)
          All the way, way, all the way
          (Keep on a-dancing)
          All the way (keep on flying)
          All the way (keep going, keep going, ah-ah)
          Simple challenge, I call bullshit on that
          Grab it with your teeth, one is all you need
          Mother ape ass
          I call bullshit on that
          Mother ape ass
          Great, great Steve
          Why aren't your legs magnetic?
          Great, great Steve
          Well, that's just perfect, isn't it?
          Great, great Steve
          I hope you die, die, die, die, die in that bottomless pit, oh, shit
          All the way (keep on a-dancing)
          All the way (keep on flying)
          All the way (keep going, you got this)
          All the way, way, all the way
          (Keep on a-dancing)
          All the way (keep on flying)
          All the way (keep going, keep going, ah-ah)
          Hello, little potato man
          You're the one that always causes trouble
          See, you have, like, fake tickets, don't ya?
          That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad
          He got shot, no!
          Little potato man, you were always my favourite
          I believe (I believe)
          I believe in you
          I believe (I believe)
          I believe in Steve, in Steve
          Oh, yeah, in Steve
          Grab the glory
          All the way to victory
          All the way (keep on a-dancing)
          All the way (keep on flying)
          All the way (keep going, you got this)
          All the way, way, all the way
          (Keep on a-dancing)
          All the way (keep on flying)
          All the way (keep going, keep going, ah-ah)
          All the way (keep on a-dancing)
          All the way (keep on flying)
          All the way (keep going, you got this)
          All the way, way, all the way
          (Keep on a-dancing)
          All the way (keep on flying)
          All the way (keep going, keep going, ah-ah)

Edgy_The_Hedgy_2005

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I've come to make an announcement:
          Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife!
          
          That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "Thats DISGUSTING!"
          
          So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAYYY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:
          
          *explosion noises*
          
          That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong!
          
          He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS!
          
          Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher...
          
          I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!
          
          HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
          
          You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!