However you may have stumbled upon me, whether through my thrilling new instagram, or from the fates, I'm absolutely jazzed that you're here!!! 🤪 I'm told by my beloved granddaughter that this is the app where everyone likes to have fun 🤩  AND BOY WAS SHE RIGHT!!! Anyways, I've decided to keep a sort of semi fictional blog here, inspired by my life and my mystifying mind. And believe me, my new bf Barty has been giving me PLENTY of material 🌶️😍 Stay tuned if you're ready to be bemused or in need a bit of a spicy kick! 🔮💖