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Me: *trying to work on a fic that I haven't abandoned yet*
Life: "I'mma bout to end this whole bitch's career."
My brain: "Yeah, so we gots a new hyperfixation, and now I crave to write a fic for our new hyperfixation."
Me: *sweats*
Me: "Shit."
(And before you ask, I'm the type of writer who can't write different stories simultaneously.)