EggOnToast123

Happy wedding anniversary to the love of my life <3
          	@Smajor_ 

Smajor_

Yes, I am the love of your life :)
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EggOnToast123

I just realised that my bio is so old that I did a whole 360 on my pronouns 
          
          I went from they/them to he/they to he/him back to they/them 
          Lmao

-ur-dad

@EggOnToast123 me to lmao!!, but i pretty much did a 180 instead. she/her to he/him
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EggOnToast123

I have now aged 
          Oh my lord 

Aspen_YT

@EggOnToast123 happy completion of your year around the sun!
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chipsndcookies

@EggOnToast123 only 16 more years until rubber room :) (happy birthday)
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EggOnToast123

Bro is anyone alive on here other than my family-

EggOnToast123

@chipsndcookies omg yay
            Welcome
            It's so dead I'm crying 
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EggOnToast123

this message may be offensive
I love giving people advice that I need to follow as well but refuse to
          T-T
          
          "just tell them-"
          "(don't say anything about me istg-) "
          
          It's even better when we were just talking about my shit and issues that I won't do anything to fix before this T-T