El-golden

Horray, my birthday! (Technically, it was yesterday, but ignore that)

notintheworld

@El-golden HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR SPECIAL DAY<3 ✨✨
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bowtiesan

@El-golden happy birthday! How are you celebrating?
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ur_local_fag_gremlin

@El-golden HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BOO BEAR
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El-golden

Horray, my birthday! (Technically, it was yesterday, but ignore that)

notintheworld

@El-golden HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR SPECIAL DAY<3 ✨✨
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bowtiesan

@El-golden happy birthday! How are you celebrating?
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ur_local_fag_gremlin

@El-golden HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BOO BEAR
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El-golden

in celebration of coming back to wattpad, im gonna read a bunch of cursed sonic x readers 

doyouremember59884

i consume the small human beings known as children 

doyouremember59884

there bigger, i prefer smaller portions 
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El-golden

@doyouremember59884 the adults are the exact same except bigger tho, plus they have more you can slowly take from them before killing them, making them think they're nuts as things slowly dissappear one by one and they feel as if they are on the brink of insanity
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doyouremember59884

no, i prefer their screams of agony as a slowly rip their tiny limbs apart and i take joy in watching the life leave their eyes and their breathing stopping
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El-golden

Bro, this guy in my class threatened to spread my legs and take me from the back. What do I do?!?? 

bowtiesan

@El-golden threaten to peg this mf
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El-golden

@notintheworld considering what the threat was, im not sure my lawyer will want me to do it back
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