Congratulations.
You, good sir and/or ma'dam have found yourself to what appears to be my profile. 

Hello, I am probably the worst author around, but don't get that wrong, I don't mean I am a terrible writer, quite the contrary. 
So ready yourself, for tales of immeasurable adventure, sickening horror, and twists sharp enough to make any man scream.

(Trigger warning, all books contain adult scenes to a certain point, these will be marked appropriately in the story description).

Farewell, and.....enjoy the ride.