A video starts with a girl with red hair and big blue eyes is in the shot ~Hello!  I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old and I'm the [wo]man who is gonna save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below.        
 Did you buy that? Yeah didn't think so! But you can call me Julian. Its one of my nicknames, long story.
WARNING I'M CRAZY AND RAMDOM!! I'm even a killer mattress! :D Just go ask http://wattpad.com/LordRebay ! 
More about me, I suppose! I like the red stuff called Hawaiian Punch; do you enjoy the red stuff too? Would you like some....here-NO MY HAWAIIAN PUNCH, NOT YOURS!! Hehehehehehe... 
I love Billie Piper! [Got a problem with that?! HmmMm?! Yeah, didn't think so.] Freddie Highmore, David Tennant, and Colin Ford are pretty cool two. The Sandlot and Arthur and the Invisibles are my favorite movies ever! Hardcore Whovian and Sherlockian present! YouTube is pretty much every thing in life. 
I LOVE books!!!! There is nothing on the word that will change that! I'm not going to even bore you with all the books I love. I also like to write, hense this account.
I am working on a story with my very good friend ~LordRebay~ about...well I can't tell you. It'll be scary, and thrilling, and suspenseful, and-
'WILL YOU SHUT UP ALL READY?! YOU WILL BORE THEM!' Screams my nonexistent editor. Ah well, I'd better go! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  *Goes and eats taco* "Wait you're still here?! 
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