I'm Eldritch, a relatively normal person until someone brings up The Asterisk War. 
Dirk's wife and girlfriend („• ᴗ •„)
 I guess I like to write. And my covers are all drawn by me ☆⌒(ゝ。∂) So there's that.
(I love one man and said man did nothing wrong. He was fully justified in everything that he did.)

She/They/It pronouns please  

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