EleneHere

That's it. I've let myself suffer for too long from past mistakes.
          	
          	I'm gonna fix some scenes in "How to save the princess".
          	
          	I wonder what possessed me to write them in the first place </3

EleneHere

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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Wattpad: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
          
          [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
          
          You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

EleneHere

Mess with an artist and they'll draw you pregnant.
          
          Mess with a writer and they'll write an oddly specific fanfiction about you getting backshots by either SpongeBob, Shrek or if they're a Sonic Prime fan, Dr. Done-It.

Laila_dweeb

@EleneHere LMAO mess with an artist and writer, both senerarios happen (proud artist rn)
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