Good day, fellow living person. 

I don't exactly know how you ended up in this place, but now you can't leave. Like, ever. 

So, if we're going to spend eternity together, there are a few things you should probably know about me. 

1. I fangirl about pretty much everything and everyone. 

2. My interests change, like, daily (at least).

3. I am emotionally extremely unstable, so prepare for a lot of crying. 

4. I love vines. And memes. And anything that is remotely funny. 

5. There's probably a lot of things that I am missing out, but I can't think of anything else right now because I'm lazy as fuck. 

The longer you spend time with me, the more you will be convinced that I am absolutely insane. Which is true, but no one needs to know that. But if you're still reading this, you're probably just as sane as I am, so I'm not really concerned(I give out cookies to everyone who got the Harry Potter reference).

Enjoy your stay!